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Created by: chrisdk

8/7/16 @ 1:11am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
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I am trying to impress the Aliens with the clay figures, but it doesn't stop them and they give me a slimy hug. I start crying and from my tears the grass grows fast. NOW the Aliens play with them.

I hand you a plush toy.

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Created by: lickau

8/9/16 @ 5:43pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I make the plush toy look alive and move and dance . All aliens enjoy plush toy show and wants it repeated 23 hours a day .

I hand you a dozen large pillow cases .

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Created by: chrisdk

8/11/16 @ 1:03am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I put a pillow case over the Alien closest to me ... this seems to make the others angry and they come at me faster. I take a scissor and cut holes for their many eyes and one for me, too. Then I put them over the Aliens and one over me and we dance around (they don't know about ghosts and spooky stuff, but they seem to just copy me when saying "boo!"). They all hug me eventually, but it's not as bad with the pillow cases on top ...

I hand you a guitar. :winkwink

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Created by: lickau

8/11/16 @ 4:01pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I take the guitar and play Hotel California - all the aliens take off in their spaceship to the Land of California !

I hand you 2 gallons of the Best Chocolate ice cream .

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Created by: chrisdk

8/12/16 @ 6:54am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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It's ... the Best ... Chocolate ice cream. I have to eat it all by myself, nothing to spare. The Aliens only get the last melted drops and decide to rush of to the next ice cream shop and then the next one always in search for the Best Chocolate ice cream.

I hand you a chess table and chess figures.

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Created by: lickau

8/12/16 @ 6:23pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I set up the chess table and chess figures . 1 alien looks like they want to play . Alien carefully looks at all the pieces and eats ALL 32 pieces . I use the table to try to hide .

I hand you the book War and Peace .

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Created by: chrisdk

8/13/16 @ 1:26am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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This book is indigestible ... I feed it to an Alien and it now teaches Russian Literature in Sankt Petersburg (I think it has eaten another library there).

I hand you wet paper towels.

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Created by: lickau

8/14/16 @ 4:34pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I put a wet paper towel over each Aliens eyes - they cannot see me and I escape for the day .

I hand you a soft serve ice cream machine .

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Created by: chrisdk

8/15/16 @ 8:09am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I put on an apron and start serving ice ... they bite me in the hand and I start throwing the ice cream at them. In the end we all look alike ...

I hand you a candle and some matches.

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Created by: lickau

8/15/16 @ 7:20pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I light the candle and let the wax seal the Alien's eyes . . . . 1 Alien grabs extra matches and burns up their spaceship .

I hand you 101 chocolate bars .

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Created by: chrisdk

8/16/16 @ 1:37am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I melt the chocolate bars and form a giant glider to sail away ... try to catch me now!

I hand you a watering pot.

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Created by: subprincess2missl

11/4/17 @ 3:00pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I pour the water in the pot onto the alien and it immediately takes root allowing me to escape.
I hand you a rubber chicken

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12/11/17 @ 7:57pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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I stuff the rubber chicken into the aliens mouth as it tries to kiss me and it begins kissing the chicken instead allowing me time to run away.

I hand you a sewing needle

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Created by: freneticallycalm

12/13/17 @ 7:42am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I fearfully panic and just hold up the sewing needle. This is a sign of great offense in their culture so it turns away in disgust.
I hand you a double headed dildo.

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Created by: subprincess2missl

12/15/17 @ 5:08pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I use the double headed Dido like a pair of Knunchucks and beat it into submission, my Mistress owns that bitch now!!

I hand you a jelly fish

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Created by: freneticallycalm

12/16/17 @ 5:06am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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The alien starting doing things with the jellyfish only allowed in a private show.
I hand you a webcam.

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Created by: subprincess2missl

12/17/17 @ 5:54pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I use the web cam to make the best (or worst) porno on earth and make millions

I hand you Lady Godiva's discarded clothes

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Created by: freneticallycalm

12/19/17 @ 9:24pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I dress the alien in Lady Godiva's clothes and the alient gets a sudden urge for chocolate.
I hand you an unloaded gun.

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Created by: subprincess2missl

12/20/17 @ 4:20pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I point the unloaded gun at the alien and start yelling "Bang, Bang! " since the aliens don't know that the gun is empty they drop to the ground in fright allowing me time to run away.

I hand you a Jelly Belly

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Created by: freneticallycalm

12/24/17 @ 2:05am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I panic and eat the Jelly Belly.
The odd marshmallow pumpkin spice scent scares the alien and they take their business to another planet.

I hand you a remote control.

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